Forum Wars! presented by The Drum Guy

[The Drum Guy]

Hello users and welcome to

Forum Wars!

In this game, you simulate a real war through words! In other words (no pun intended), you'd do something like this:

User 1: -Plants mines around base-
User 2: Snipes mines
User 1: Bombs user 2's base
And so on. Simple enough? So I'll start.

RULES

1. All forum rules still apply in this thread.
2. There will be no double posting (posting a post after one of your own, we have an edit button for that)
3. ONE MOVE PER TURN (post)! This means you may only do one thing at a time.
4. HAVE FUN! This is a simple game to waste time with. There is no need to start a fight over it.

-Stockpiles nuclear weapons in an undisclosed location-